Welcome to the internet.
Have a look around.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
We've got mountains of content.
Some better some worse.
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.

Welcome to the internet.
Come and take a seat.
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet
There's no need to panic.
This isn't a test.
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.

Welcome to the internet.
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy.
Be horny.
Be bursting with rage.
We've got a million different ways to engage.